I can only hope the degenerate shitheads who keyed my car today get what's coming to them. Considering where I park I hope that means jail at some point in the future. It's certainly possible given the obvious drug dealing and what not that goes on.
There were some not so nice words in my hood, so maybe I inadvertently looked at someone wrong, saw something I wasn't supposed to, or somehow "disrespected" someone. I've heard "holy shit it's a white boy" more than once so maybe it's a matter of certain folks not wanting someone like me around those parts.
I just hope there's no deductible for a comprehensive claim. I wouldn't know. I've never had to file one.