Thursday, June 11, 2009

Did Someone Say Waffles?

Alternatively titled "Chris Matthews is an idiot, but hey, what's new?"

Apparently Mr. "Tingle up my leg" thinks it's easier to get a gun than to get someone to make you some waffles.

I'll tell you what, the day I have to pass a background check and wait 10 days to get a waffle is the day my own personal revolution starts. The same goes for beer. Require waiting periods for Guinness and you'll have riots in the streets.

Damn, I could really go for some waffles now. Mmmm.


Weer'd Beard said...

One waffle a Month! Ban the Assualt Waffles that have more than two of the following features: Whipped Creme, high-capacity "Belgian Style" syrup "clips", Pecan Syrup, Strawberry Syrup, Fresh Fruit, Chocolite Chips, compote, or extra crispy waffles, or a bayonet lug.

Ban the manufacture of waffles outside of a licenced waffle shoppe.

Ban Waffles under 18"

Ban heat-sheilding plates on waffles.

Need a license to carry waffles outside of a restaurant or grocery store!

Ban Store-brand frozen "Junk" "Saturday morning Special" Waffles!

Man I could just go on!

Ban Store-brand frozen "Junk" "Saturday morning Special" Waffles!

Bob S. said...

Don't forget we have to keep waffles out of the hands of children.

We need to ban waffles after dark, I mean really, Who needs waffles at 2:00 a.m.?

Serialization or Cerealization of waffles, we need to know where every grain of wheat came from that went into those waffles.

Better stop now before we give the .gov too many idea.

word verification - unbanu -- what we want out of the .gov Un ban U

kaveman said...

Those butter trapping pockets are the refuge of evil.