"And what is it with you people and penis size? If you believe that gun owners own guns to compensate for the size of their wedding tackle, does your desire to disarm everyone mean you want yours cut off?"
-Kevin Baker
Did the post title get your attention? Good.
I laughed out loud at this bit by Kevin. I doubt the angry bigot wants his cut off. No, he wants everyone else's cut off so that he can be the "big boy" on the block.
I'd be interested to know exactly when and how the "gun = penis compensator" idea came into being. We could open carry our guns and our schlongs, just to remove all doubt as to our adequacy. Somehow I don't think that'd go over very well, though it would open up a whole new market for retention holsters....
I mentioned on Twitter last week that my "equipment" can't shoot hot lead at ~1100 feet per second, so I guess they're right, I am compensating for penile inadequacy. If my dick could do that I suppose I wouldn't need guns.
Also, what's with the anti's fixation only on penis? Why aren't anti-gunners claiming that women who carry do so because their breasts are too small or their booty isn't as ample as they'd like?
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Maybe a cuckold would be a better analogy -- the antis don't want to carry "big guns" themselves; they want to have someone else do it for them.
Just saying
Loved the Title!
Yeah who knows where the whole dick thing comes from. I suspect its more projection. They see people packing guns as ultra-macho to the point of being Troglodytes, men. So to those men they would assume that claiming we have small dongers would be the highest of insults.
Of course its hilarious because guns have nothing to do with dicks, and I imagine we're all pretty happy with what God gave us.
And of course it would never occur to him that I would be MUCH more insulted if a claim was leveled that I took shortcuts in the Scientific Method when I am working in the lab.
Why aren't anti-gunners claiming that women who carry do so because their breasts are too small or their booty isn't as ample as they'd like?
Silly Mike,it's penis envy. Women who carry lack dicks of their own, so they're attempting to fix it. Or they're gay, and so need a pseudo-penis to be the "man" in the relationship. You know the routine.
We always knew there was something about you, Mike... ;)
In other news, I wonder what Alan the Bigot makes of men who pack snubbies...? Are they compensating in reverse?
In other news, I wonder what Alan the Bigot makes of men who pack snubbies...? Are they compensating in reverse?
I pack a snubbie... in tiny ass .32 H&R Mag. If I'm compensating I'm clearly doing it wrong.
A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. — Sigmund Freud
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