Friday, February 25, 2011

Guess What?.....Chickenbutt!

I like big butts and I cannot lie.....butt I really don't want you to die.

"Thousands of British women are so desperate for a bigger bottom they are risking their lives by taking pills designed to fatten up chickens."*

Ah, the place where Great Britain used to be. Look, I have it on good authority from various sources that bacon & beer are vital ingredients in the creation and maintenance of a nice, voluptuous derriere. Not only are they tasty, they're also 100% natural. Who knows what's in those chicken pills. Thankfully the bacon and beer approach isn't working for me despite my love of bacon & Guinness.

The elusive "white chick with ass" is elusive for a reason. There's no magic pill that'll give you a bum like this or this, (Links NSFW) just like there's no pill that'd make my "gun" a foot and a half long if by chance I felt the need to "compensate" for my snubby. It seems that Americans aren't the only ones stuck on the idea of instant gratification combined with a total lack of common sense.

*heh, the current ad below the article is for a cheeseburger.

This story brought to my attention via e-mail by a blogreader who claims to be a Honkeus Donkeus.

Also, a serious shirt for an undeniably serious topic of discussion. Happy Friday everyone (and payday / pick up 1911 day for me!)


Laura said...

jesus, don't those women know that all you really NEED to do is cycle like a mofo to get a big bum?

Mike W. said...

Yes, they should learn from your experience Laura :p