The important questions here are "will the recoil knock her on her ass?" and "Is Alan OK?"!
Don't let her peaceful, angelic face fool you. She has a Deathstare, she's riding a cannon, and you are downrange!
And no, I did not ride the cannon. Just think of all the jokes that would create....
The Willoughby town folk don't let foreigners ride their cannon, but we can hump it.