If you thought tofu bacon was bad, this is even worse!What in the name of John Jameson?!
Oh, and in case you thought it couldn't get any worse, it comes in a CAN.
H/T to Nerdalicious
“The Second Amendment protects an individual right to possess a firearm unconnected with service in a militia, and to use that arm for traditionally lawful purposes, such as self-defense within the home.” Heller v. D.C. - June 26, 2008