Thursday, August 5, 2010

For All You Twilight Fans....

Vampires Suck! is coming out soon. Enough of that sparkly emo crap. It'll be interesting to see if Edward dies in this spoof, hopefully in some kind of grotesque Mortal Kombat "Fatality" manner.

My little sister has a Edward pillow case and a full-sized cardboard cutout of him in her room. *sigh* I really don't get it. I saw the 1st movie. It was completely unremarkable aside from being cheesy.

5 comments:

Jeff the Baptist said...

Twilight is about the books which you probably still won't get. Even the fans think the movies suck.

Mike W. said...

Even the fans think the movies suck.

Then what's with all the screaming fans?

Jay G said...

I watched "New Moon" with the Mrs. (don't ask), and I gotta tell ya...

The entire time, all I could think of was "When is Owen going to show up to stake these sparkly bastards???"

Bob S. said...

a full-sized cardboard cutout of him

Guess taking the cutout to the gun range or outside for some paintball practice would be a no-no then?

Haven't watched one, haven't read one and don't plan on it either.

Weer'd Beard said...

Yep, saw the first one last night!

BOY it sucked. Also kinda scares me that teens might get the idea that such fucked-up behavior is an "Appropriate Relationship"

The Mrs. and I were heckling it the whole time. Made it actually enjoyable that way.