"With a stop light, green means "go" and yellow means "slow down". With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means "go", green means "whoa, slow down", and red means "where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
- Mitch Hedberg
This QOTD is brought to you by your humble host Serious Beard, who has not been living up to that moniker lately and instead listening to comedy on his morning commute. You'll be getting Mitch Hedberg jokes all this week as QOTD's. Deal with it.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Quote of The Day - Bananas!
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Wait, I'm Weer'd Beard, and now you're Serious Beard?
I dunno if I can agree with that ; ]
Blame Breda, she started the nickname.
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