"I have a dog that sleeps by my chair. Whenever I hear a stray dog bark, I kick my dog. I've been applying this anti-barking program with ever- bigger boots and ever-harder kicks for years. It sends the right message. It hasn't actually reduced the barking, but you gotta give the program a chance to work ...."
-Commenter "Joseph Bloggins" from a surprisingly pro-gun Canadian article entitled "Basically, shooting is a fun thing to do."
H/T to Sebastian for the link.