Tuesday, December 23, 2008

I'm With Him

Conservative Scalawag says he wraps gifts like a retarded 5 year old. I bet I've got him beat. My gift wrapping skills are absolutely laughable.

Speaking of that, I still need to wrap everything. Maybe I'll get one of my sisters to wrap stuff for me. They already know what I got them for Christmas anyway.


Anonymous said...

I don't know if you could be much worse than one woman at the chocolate shop today. They were doing free gift wrapping, and she was terrible. Ultimately, the package looked alright. But I was almost to the point of finding a chair to wait the process out.

I opted to decline gift wrapping.

Mike W. said...

Why the hell would you go help gift wrap somewhere if you were terrible at it?

Anonymous said...

Two words: "gift bags".

I found these while working at Halmark one summer, and have never looked back.

mike's spot said...

Merry Christmas- Don't worry bout wrapping- seriously it gets torn off anyway.

Weer'd Beard said...

That's my thoughts, Mike. They're just going to tear it anyway.

I can't wrap for shit...but I make do with LOTS of tape!


Mike W. said...

Yeah, but bad wrapping sure does make for laughs on Christmas morning. Everyone can tell what's from me without a name on the package.