Friday, June 18, 2010

On the 3rd Day He Rose Again

Touchdown Jesus is struck by lightning and burns to the ground. Now they're going to build another one. Perhaps they should take that as a sign and quit while they're ahead.

1 comment:

Sabra said...

Wouldn't you have loved to be a fly on the wall for the initial concept meeting?

"Let's build a statue of Jesus out in our reflecting pond."

"Cool! Like He's walking on water?"

"Nah, too complicated. We'll just build the top half of Him, with his arms outstretched toward the sky, and the cross before Him."

"But won't that look like He is drowning and someone threw Him a flotation device?"

"Of course not! Don't be blasphemous."

See, even God hates tacky statues.