Earlier today Breda asked about zombie preparedness. At the time all I had to my immediate left were two pens. Good luck getting to the brain or brain stem with one of those.
Now? Now I'm much more relaxed. I've got a P228 and 31 rounds riding on my left hip. That should make for a nice big pile of cranially leaded zombies. Gotta keep Zack safe if they invade. I don't think I could handle having to do what Will Smith had to in I Am Legend.
There's also a bottle of Jameson to my left. Guns, alcohol & the zombie apocalypse. Oh the Horror!