"In Soviet MA, before one drinks one must first pour out a ceremonial libation for Ted Kennedy. It's a post-mortem Beverage Tax."
-Lissa of Looking for Lissa - in comments here.
I just got my Beverage Tax all over my keyboard.
“The Second Amendment protects an individual right to possess a firearm unconnected with service in a militia, and to use that arm for traditionally lawful purposes, such as self-defense within the home.” Heller v. D.C. - June 26, 2008