Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Owie! My junk!

So last night I hit my junk on the doorframe of my bedroom. Thankfully my junk is made of solid stainless steel, so it came away from the whole ordeal just fine. Everything looks good, there are no weird marks, and I suspect it'll keep shooting whatever loads I choose just fine.

I am of course talking about my Sig P220ST, not my family jewels. The only people who still think guns = penises are anti-gunners. Unless they've figured out a way for a certain part of the male anatomy to shoot lead at ~1100fps (and equip women with the same) they're wrong. Then again when are anti-gunners not wrong?

Also, since I know you all want to see it, a picture of my junk.* Isn't it awesome!?


Your regularly scheduled more serious posting will resume when I feel like it.


*Dear TSA - Don't touch my junk! It might bite.

6 comments:

ViolentIndifference said...

My gun != penis.

http://violentindifference.blogspot.com/2010/12/wrong-in-many-ways.html

bluesun said...

I guess you are more of a man then I, since my junk has a plastic handle...

Unknown said...

Wow! Your junk has some serious length! Hitting it on that doorframe must have stretched it out.

Weer'd Beard said...

I bang my junk against things so often I wonder if people around me hear it clanging!

Mike W. said...

The clanging will happen when you've got brass balls.

ViolentIndifference said...

Banging your junk could lead to an unintended discharge.


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