You know what would be funny? A Blue-footed Boobie with booties.
Boobies with nice booties. That'd I'd pay to see! Now, where to find some boobies? I think we need a pair, just to make things fair.
Maybe Nancy could knit some booties? I mean hell, they shouldn't be OC'ing those dangerous looking blue feet, scaring all the white people, and hurting the cause of the ta-ta's.