In the jolly old, gun-free UK

A young man with cerebral palsy gets beaten so badly he ends up with a fractured skull, and a teenager stabs two people at a pub. It's ok though, at least they weren't shot, right? Oh, and it's all caught on CCTV cameras that are so essential in preventing violent crime.  Hell, just look at how well it prevented these crimes!

Ah yes, the civilized UK, where citizens subjects aren't allowed to carry guns.

Here in America we do things right.  Here even the wheelchair bound have the means to fight back.

America! Fuck yeah!