1. If you OC while taking out the trash the shady looking loiterer now headed your direction will stop & turn around upon seeing the Sig on your hip. Good! I need beggar / panhandler repellant.
2. A beer that's damn near 20% ABV will get you drunk just sipping it.
3. 120 Minute IPA is like 90 Minute on steroids, only a bit sweeter. Even the smell is phenomenal.
4. Great beer is even better when paired with beef, bacon & beer battered onion rings.
5. I brake checked a car full of teenagers in a Grand Am who were riding my ass. I shook my head and thought "damn kids!!". This is a sign I'm getting old.
6. If I jump in the left lane to pass a long line of slowpokes do not flash your highs at me! I'm already going 25 over the speedlimit.
7. Only in Dewey Beach can you see a drunk guy in a kiddie pool in the middle of the street one afternoon.
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Toby Keith "Trailerhood" Lyrics
My neighbor carl, he lives next door
Pink flamingos on his porch
At night he teaches driving school
And he sits out by his plastic pool
He takes off his shirt he opens up a cold one
Old Carls Deans a fool but it takes one to know one
Musics playin up and down the block
Mostly chirstian blues, country folk and southern rock
It's a little piece of paradise way out here in the woods
There's always something going on down in the trailerhood
Across the street there's gambling Jane who's always got the poker game
If you care to try your luck you can buy a seat for 15 bucks
You can call to raise or you can check and fold 'em
I like five card stud but it's moslty texas hold 'em
Musics playin up and down the block
Mostly chirstian blues, country folk and southern rock
It's a little piece of paradise way out here in the woods
There's always something going on down in the trailerhood
My new tattoos and farmer tans, rodeo and nascar fans
Dallas Cowboy football on TV
When the storm starts gettig bad, you hear the those sirens humming
Grab a six pack and a lawn chair there's a tornado coming
.... alright ....
Musics playin up and down the block
Mostly chirstian blues, country folk and southern rock
It's a little piece of paradise way out here in the woods
There's always something going on down in the trailerhood
I got 'er made in the shade with the moonshine lemonade
There's a party going on down in the trailerhood
Bring me another beer Momma
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