I met a lady over the weekend named Breda. Yes, there's more than one of them! She was like the anti-Breda. Tall / lanky, blonde hair, no butt, kind of uptight, and an owner of two dogs. She wasn't smelly by any means, but she gave off a hippie vibe rather than a "I crush hippies under my tiny midget boot, pal!" vibe.
She seemed genuinely surprised that anyone else shared her first name, even though she spelled it wrong.
Also, I still don't like Philadelphia.
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Did she have a goatee?
If Breda Meets Anti-Breda, make sure they don't shake hands!
Opposite of Breda, so she had 3 legs?
Wait, how did she spell her name wrong?
Lissa - She pronounced it the same as "Breda" but spelled it "Breta"
Only thing I like about Philly is Liberty Hall, the history of our country, and cheesesteaks.
"Breta" so, like the water filter?
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