My roommate is a little "off" in the head, in a TD sort of way. He'll sometimes come up with the most bizarre, explicitly inappropriate scenarios presented to me in a sort of "what would you do?" format. Most of them are not fit for this blog (more VC material really) but they'll leave both of us in fits of laughter.
The other day he asked if I'd be in pron for six figures. The first question is obviously to specify that he's not referring to gay pron, the 2nd is to determine what end of "six figures" we're talking about.
I mean really, would you care that much that you were on film if it meant you could say "I'm rich bitch!" and mean it? Besides, you could always wear a mask or a brown paper bag. Hell, you'd even have enough money to pay for the inevitable counseling your family members would need should they ever stumble upon your "acting" on the intertubes.
Really, I just wrote this post for the title, because I'm odd like that.
6 comments:
Another reason why you need to get back on VC!
For me, Baring anything so violent that would leave me with serious bodily harm, I'd bite that pillow and think of all the guns and cars I'd buy....
Pay me to have sex with women on camera? Hell, I'd do it for free!
It's entirely dependent upon the women in question Alan.
http://www.weerdworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/TacitcoolTeddy.jpg
here she is Alan, you need a fluffer?
http://www.weerdworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/TacitcoolTeddy.jpg
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Also, I'm wondering if there's a market for gimp porn? Maybe I could get in on that niche? Heh.
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