Monday, October 10, 2011

America! He found it!

Today a sauced up Christopher Columbus got lost leaving Spain, ended up in America and proceeded to kill off an indigenous population.  Bang up job there Chris!  May we all be so fortunate in our incompetence.  I mean hell, it's not everyday you get an entire day named after you for such a colossal fuckup.

2 comments:

Bubblehead Les. said...

Yeah, too bad Leif Ericson didn't go a little farther South. Oh well, then we'd probably have to have packaging labels in English, French and Norwegian.

Anonymous said...

Well, I always celebrate Columbus Day just to piss off the leftists who hate it. Essentially, the whole argument against Columbus is that he was typical of his times and he didn't invent the germ theory of disease which was the real killer of the Indians. btw, smallpox was probably introduced to North American by an African who came with Cortez.