Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Tastes like chicken...

So I'm walking from the ghetto to my office this morning and what do I see but a sign offering an ingenious idea for getting rid of your pesky hobo problem. Hell, anyone who reads Breda's blog knows those smelly hobos can be a nuisance.

They're holding Hobo Dinners! I don't know if Wilmington has a sizeable enough cannibal population to address the problem, and I'll bet hobos aren't all that tasty. That said, it's worth a shot, right?

6 comments:

bluesun said...

Possibly they meant something like these?

As much as I dislike bums in the park, they can't really taste all that good. Unless you like the taste of dirt and body odor.

KurtP said...

I guess it depends how you cook them.

Mike W. said...

Kurt - Just add bacon?

instinct said...

Yeah, bacon helps, but they are still gristly and even slow roasting can't help that.

Evyl Robot Michael said...

I bet you need a permit of some kind for that.

FightinBluHen51 said...

Funny...I thought it was Piping Plover that tasted like Chicken...

http://www.cafepress.com/+piping_plover_tastes_like_chicken_bumper_sticker,7697263